Below is a few of my favorite ghost jokes. I’ll warn you: they’re groaners. (Pun intended!)
There’s also a joke about Michael Myers from Halloween and Jason from Friday the 13th. It’s at the end, after the ghost jokes.
QUESTION: How do ghosts surf the Internet?
ANSWER: They use Ghouggle!
QUESTION: What did the ghost need the hankie for when he was sick?
ANSWER: All of his BOOgers!
QUESTION: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
QUESTION: Most kids compare candy count at Halloween. What do Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers compare?
ANSWER: Body count!