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Friday Fun: 3 Ghost Jokes and 1 Friday the 13th/Halloween Joke

Below is a few of my favorite ghost jokes. I’ll warn you: they’re groaners. (Pun intended!) 

There’s also a joke about Michael Myers from Halloween and Jason from Friday the 13th. It’s at the end, after the ghost jokes.

QUESTION: How do ghosts surf the Internet?

Ghost on Surfboard

ANSWER: They use Ghouggle!

QUESTION: What did the ghost need the hankie for when he was sick?

Sick ghost with tissues

ANSWER: All of his BOOgers!

QUESTION: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

Ghost Spaghetti

ANSWER: Spookghetti!

QUESTION: Most kids compare candy count at Halloween. What do Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers compare?

Jason and Michael Myers trick or treating as kids

ANSWER: Body count!

Courtney Mroch
Courtney Mroch, otherwise known as HJ's Ambassador of Dark and Paranormal Tourism, is an author, traveler, and ghost enthusiast. When she's not writing, jaunting, or planning her next trip, it's a safe bet you'll find her on a tennis court somewhere. She currently resides in Nashville, Tennessee.
http://www.courtneymroch.com

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