I have some free books to giveaway: one (1) copy of Where Pharaohs Dwell by Patricia Cori, two (2) copies of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven by Abraham Tribesky, M.D., and an unlimited supply of copies of Aunt Charlotte by none other than yours truly, me, Courtney L. Mroch.
Where Pharaohs Dwell is a trade paperback. Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven is on Kindle. Aunt Charlotte is an audio book. (I’ve included more details about each book following the info on how to win/claim them.)
HOW TO WIN WHERE PHARAOHS DWELL AND MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN
I’m going to make this super, duper simple. All you have to do to enter is tell me which book you’d like, OR if you’d like a copy of both books just say, “Both.”
Done. You’re entered!
DEADLINE TO ENTER AND RULES
- You have until Thursday April 28, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. CST to enter.
- Only one entry per person. (Unless you only pick one book and decide later you want the other too. Then feel free to enter again and say you want both. I’ll only count your name once though.)
- Winners will be drawn on Friday April 29, 2011.
- Winners will be awarded accordingly. (Meaning, if the first winner wants both books, I’ll only have 1 more copy of the Michael Jackson one to giveaway. If the next winner wants both, they’ll only get that remaining copy of the Michael Jackson book. If they only want the Pharaohs book, I’ll select another winner until I come to one who has indicated they want one of the Michael Jackson books.)
HOW TO GET A FREE COPY OF AUNT CHARLOTTE
This one isn’t a contest at all. Aunt Charlotte is being offered as the free story of the week. You can download a free copy until Thursday April 28, 2011.
All you have to do is:
- Go to Sniplits. You’ll see a section called “Download free stories” on the home page. Aunt Charlotte‘s right under that.
- Just hit “Add to Cart” and you’ll be on your way to listening to a free story! (You can also listen to a sample. Just click “sample” to the left of “Add to Cart” and it’ll start playing.)
ABOUT WHERE PHARAOHS DWELL: ONE MYSTIC’S JOURNEY THROUGH THE GATES OF IMMORTALITY BY PATRICIA CORI
Since the back cover sums it up so nicely, rather than reinvent the wheel trying to explain the book, I’ve posted its blurb instead:
After the traumatic recall of a past life in which she suffered a horrifying death, renowned visionary Patricia Cori sets out on a journey of exploration into the question of human immortality. In this groundbreaking departure from her channeled work in the Sirian Revelations trilogy and The Starseed Dialogues, Cori travels back to an Egypt both ancient and modern where she unravels the esoteric wisdom of the Pharaohs. Cori’s discoveries reveal new perspectives on Egyptian mysteries and links between the earliest Egyptian cultures and even earlier civilizations, such as that of Atlantis, while also uncovering the secrets of her own past life. Where Pharaohs Dwell weaves strands of science, history, and metaphysics into a shimmering tapestry of personal discovery.
This book is many things. Through Cori’s revelations she shares lessons about forgiveness to foster healing and end violence and promote peace. She also includes pictures of her time in Egypt, which I very much liked looking at.
ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN BY ABRAHAM TRIBESKY, M.D. PSYCHIATRIST TO DECEASED HOLLYWOOD STARS
I absolutely can’t top the description on this one. If you want a laugh, this book is for you! It is ‘effin HYSTERICAL! (Which you may be able to get just from the blurb.)
Dead celebrities are just as f***ed up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth.
At least according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
In Michael Jackson Is Being Harassed In Heaven, Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous patients from the Other Side. Not to mention how these egocentric spirits hassle living celebs and ordinary folks alike. In shocking stories like:
*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl.
*Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched in Rock ‘n Roll Heaven.
*Karen Carpenter Blasts Brittany Murphy: “No Fatties Allowed on the Other Side!”
*Sinatra’s Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!
The only son of Sigmund Freud’s favorite charwoman, Abraham Tribesky grew up playing peek-a-boo with the great man’s patients. He slept beside his impoverished mom on Freud’s legendary couch, carefully hiding their sheets and blankets each morning. Prematurely wise, Abe started smoking a pipe at age 3, turned gray at 8 and went bald at 15, after which he grew the prerequisite sagacious white beard.
Abraham emigrated to L.A. when his ambitious mother landed a plum position cleaning celebrity chimneys in Beverly Hills. At 18, after proclaiming he’d completed medical school, Abraham opened his psychiatric practice, with many of his first patients famous names referred to him by his chimney sweep mom.
Today, many of the same celebrity clients confess their troubles to him in weekly sessions even though they are dead.
Are you laughing yet?
ABOUT AUNT CHARLOTTE BY COURTNEY L. MROCH
Ashley thought her Aunt Charlotte was dead, until one day she shows up followed by ghostly dangers that threaten to destroy her entire family.
I’ve written about my Aunt Pearl here on HJ before, most recently in Looking for the Ghosts of My Ancestors in New Orleans. She’s Aunt Charlotte, come back from her grave, so to speak, running from danger and unintentionally bringing it with her and putting her family at risk.
But in the end it’s her family who saves her. I absolutely LOVE how the narrator breathed life into my story. (Kailey Bell, the narrator, was named Sniplits Narrator of the Year even. She’s a brilliant actress and I was just tickled beyond belief she narrated the story. She did a marvelous job!)