Below is a few of my favorite ghost jokes. I’ll warn you: they’re groaners. (Pun intended!) 

There’s also a joke about Michael Myers from Halloween and Jason from Friday the 13th. It’s at the end, after the ghost jokes.

QUESTION: How do ghosts surf the Internet?

ANSWER: They use Ghouggle!

QUESTION: What did the ghost need the hankie for when he was sick?

ANSWER: All of his BOOgers!

QUESTION: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

ANSWER: Spookghetti!

QUESTION: Most kids compare candy count at Halloween. What do Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers compare?

ANSWER: Body count!